summarization

the most famous actor in the entire history of hollywood decides to quit the industry completly and rid himself of all his possesions and commitments His manager freaks out and hires the only tow people he know that can help him out. These two men medicate actors who decide to quit holywood with halucinogenics and reprogram them. After accidently overdoseing the actor the two fixers discover that they may not have to do any work because the actor begins to meat several positive and negative influences in the back seat after being kiddnapped

establishing shot

office building camera pan up

stop at window and zoom in

fade to extreme close up of Actors manager screaming into the phone

actor is phoning his agent telling hm tat he is dine forever with holly wood

and he is throwing the phone in the trash when the this conversation is done

he just gave all his assests to charity and moving far away

MANAGER

no no no no

please no!!!!

we have so much more money to make together

i mean movies

ACTOR

thats all you slimy sick fucks think about

money money money

well this should teach you a major lesson

MANAGER

you little ungreatful sack of shit

i made you

ACTOR

hahahahahahahahha

you made me!?

you cant even degrade me without being cliche

i hope u were wise with your money

CLICK!!!!!!!!!!

the actor hangs up the phone

the manger frantically tries to dial the number back

again and again but no answer

he is sweating in a way that only a man in deathly desperation would do

undoing his shirt and pacing inside his office talking to himself

trying to figure a way out of this

all the while his secretary has been listening

she begins to spread the gossip and the calls start rolling in to the manager

MANAGER

hello

what?

no! he is not dead

CLICK!

MANAGER

no he does not have cancer

CLICK!

MANAGER

no he did not quit acting

manager decides that he has only one choice

he has to call the hollywood fixers

the only two guys that fix these kind of situations

and so he dials the number

RING! RING! RING!

FIXER ONE

hello

MANAGER

i need you guys for a job NOW!

FIXER ONE

i dont know

we are getting ready to go on vacation

MANAGER

not anymore!

this is the last job you will ever have to do

FIXER ONE

oh yeah?

who has quit this time ?

MANAGER

the actor of all actors

FIXER ONE

ok we will take it

cut to the fixers inside their home

wideshot of the room to establish their extreme flamboyant behavior

as they discuss the job

FIXER TWO

wat did you just do

im going on vacation

you know how long i have been waiting to go to the spa

FIXER ONE

im doing this for you honey

this is the big one

the one we have been waiting for

then you can go to the spa forever and ever

FIXER TWO

well if you say so

you know i trust you

after they agree they call the manager to find out where the actor is

MANAGER

hello

FIXER ONE

yes we will do it

whats the price exactly

MANAGER

i suppose a nice cliche number like one million should suffice

FIXER ONE

yes that will do just fine

but do you even know where he is

MANAGER

yes

i have had someone following him every since he lost his mind.

he is in the park

just go do your job

i dont need details

just my actor back

manager hangs up the phone

and the fixers throw their tools together

and head for the park

after the kiddnapping

everyone is in the car

the kiddnappers are up front and the actor is in the back

scene starts as an actor pov shot waking up camera facing down and panning up as if to raise the head

strobe light is going on the floor board of the car with red gel

camera pans 180 left to right up and down to show the confusion and develop the fear

actor focuses forward on the kiddnappers as he can see them

talking to each other but only their lips are moving

(all the while the strobe light is on to support the hallucinogenic state)

(all camera shots from actors pov inside car are canted and extremely wide)

also all shots of the actor will be upshots canted

car is moving but it really isnt

there is a celeberty gossip magazine in the back seat along with reptile monthly

after the actors see both of these his mind begins go on a great journey

and he become the lizard

start scene

left door opens camera,pans left as the pos influ 1 gets in

POS INFLU 1

don't listnen to them

they are fuckin with your head

right door opens ,camera pans right as neg influ 1 gets in

NEG INFLU 1

so how do u like this movie

these guys really know what they are doing

ACTOR

what movie?

camera pans left as actor looks nobody is beside him

camera pans back right nobody is sitting there

left car door opens again camera pans to left

pos influ 2 gets in

POS INFLU 2

you have to get out of this car man

ACTOR

why?

(noise as right door opens)camera pans right

neg influ 2 gets in the car with and places a mirror in front of the actors face

telling him he is the lizzard

NEG INFLU 2

your the lizzard

have you forgotten?

look

as neg influ 2 places the mirror in front of the actors face

this is the first time we meet the lizzard

as the camera focuses on the mirror we see actor 2 reflection(the lizzard)

ACTOR 1

yes

i am the lizzard

the true and only lizzard king of hollywood

lizzard cool

lizzard calm

(noise as left car door opens)camera pans left

pos influ 3 gets in with a mirror

POS INFLU 3

the lizzard huh?

i dont think so

look in the mirror

ACTOR 2

yes

i am the lizzard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

focus shifts now to front of car

the kiddnapers realize that whatecer is hapening is working

but they are not even doing anything

also they begin to worry that they may have permanently fucked this dude up

dialouge begins between the two fixers

FIXER ONE

man we really fucked this dude

he anint comin back from this shit

he is nack there talking to to about a hundred different people that are not there

FIXER TWO

who cares

one of them convinced him is a lizzard actor or some shit

you heard the crazy bastard

we don't have to do anything

FIXER ONE

yeah

but what happens when he starts seeing bugs in the front seat instead of people